What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
How do you get kids to do something?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?