What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why was the spider so smart?