Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Because he didn't have mushroom there.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?