Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Because he didn't have mushroom there.
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do insects learn at school?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why was the snake coughing so much?