Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
The Judicial Branch.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
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What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do cows like to dance to?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why do magicians score well in exams?