Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
The Judicial Branch.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What fish loves to play in a band?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What fairy loves to count?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call bears with no ears?