People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?