People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where do horses reside?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?