What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
A souper.
Why was the horse so happy?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?