What do you call a dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A book just fell on my head.
What do little fish love to play with?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?