What do you call a dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do fairies always drink?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How do you talk to a giant?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?