My Valentine this year is a goalie.
He's a real keeper!
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's the friendliest national park?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How do billboards talk?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?