What does bread say when it gets too warm?
It sure is toast-y in here!
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why do pigs tell jokes?