Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
He had huge mooscles.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?