Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
He had huge mooscles.
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?