What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzz-cuts.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?