What do you call octopus twins?
Itenticle.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?