Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why are trees always so positive?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What is the color of the wind?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?