Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Can February March?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?