What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket.
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What condiment has wings?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?