What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
The aarrrrr-ctic ocean.
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What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
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What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do fish do at parades?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a small mom?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?