What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
The aarrrrr-ctic ocean.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why was the dog so popular?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's a frog's favorite sport?