Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's a horse's favorite car?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?