Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?