What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call a sad latte?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What does a female lion call her mate?