What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What siblings are always sad?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Where does mist apply for a loan?