Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What bird is losing its hair?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?