Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
What is the opposite of coffee?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
How did the pirate call his mother?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What day do hands always go to church?