Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
They have the best space stationery.
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?