Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You shouldn't press your luck.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is a cow's dream job?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
It's Crowded!
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?