Did you know about April 1st?
Yes, I'm fooly aware of it.
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where do horses reside?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?