Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
They're still in puppy love.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What fairy loves to count?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?