Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
They're still in puppy love.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What tea do footballers drink?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Where do polar bears vote?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?