How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What animal has the most fun?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why are babies so good at basketball?