What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How long will dinner be?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?