What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
How does one gelatin greet another?