What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is the color of the wind?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What part of a football field is never the same?