What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
The museum curator needed a break.
Where would you find an elephant?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why was the dog overweight?