What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why do all the planets get along?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?