What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call the dog magician?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why are books always so angry?
I'm not a bad putter.
When do cows get tired?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?