Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Because they're related to yaks.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Where do books sleep?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?