Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Because they're related to yaks.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What are baby potatoes called?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Families are like fudge.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?