Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's the loudest sport?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call two birds in love?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What math figure is also in the band?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Where do German dogs sleep?