Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which elf is the best singer?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Can February March?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why is laughter the best medicine?