Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How did the toad die?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?