Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why was the spider so smart?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
How long do chickens work?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why do mice need oiling?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why are baseball games at night?