What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Someone stole my mood ring!
How do you arrest a pig?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?