What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?