What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?