What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?