Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Bees.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did summer say to spring?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?