How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
They're she-ep.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
When do astronauts eat?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?