What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?