What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do Scottish toads play?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?