Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
A chipmunk.
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Where does laundry go to college?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is blue and not heavy?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?