How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a bat's favorite game?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?