What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What birds make average students?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How do you make antifreeze?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?