What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
Why do rhinos charge?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?