Why could no one recognize the sheep?
He had a goatee.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What bird is always sad?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did electricity win the race?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?