Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What tree has the most bark?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
I broke my finger!
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?