Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?