Why are baseball games at night?
The bats sleep during the day.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?