Why are baseball games at night?
The bats sleep during the day.
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.