Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where do books sleep?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
When is Dad's bedtime?