Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
What part of a football field is never the same?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What does a panda ghost say?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?