What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
When does a horse talk?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
How do bees get to school?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?