What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Where do kittens go to school?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?