Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What does the sun drink out of?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a sad latte?