What type of dog loves to take showers?
Shampoodles.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?