What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What country has the most fish?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's black and white and red all over?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How did the toad die?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do magicians score well in exams?