What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call an insincere horse?