Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why are all priests fit?