Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
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What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's the opposite of irony?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Where do horses reside?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?