Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did you learn in school today, son?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?