Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the foal cough?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?