What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
Why did the snake cross the road?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What math figure is also in the band?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
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Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why are English teachers so smart?