What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Do dads always snore?
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What do you call a peanut in space?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
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What animal knows how to work a computer?
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What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
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What's another name for your iPhone charger?
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Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?