What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Elder-berry.
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call two birds in love?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
How do fireflies start a race?
Families are like fudge.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How does a squid go into battle?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?