What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Elder-berry.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?